Pleased to say that sexy similes and when you're tired of Stockholm, you're tired of death, two pieces by me, will be appearing in the excellent Lo-Fidelity zine who are here. They have really good stuff posted there, so check them out. Sexy similes is pretty offensive, I'm pleased to say, and is here, the Stockholm poem isn't offensive, I'm afraid, and it's here. I suppose the different degrees of offensiveness are because one is about God and one about Stockholm, I like Stockholm but I don't like the idea of a huge and powerful ghost who can do tricks. Stockholm is probably less bleak than one might imagine from the poem. God is precisely that nonsensical.