Here is a piece from the forthcoming Natural History of the Cockwomble by myself & Jennifer S. Chesler. Hysterically funny argument with Jennifer's insecure psychiatrist,who boasted of his highly unimpressive intellect. Now we have to find her a doctor who is a "discursive animal".
Proselytizing in Indiana
Dr. C.E. Bongo, Jennifer’s psychiatrist, took the “psyche” part seriously. When she was depressed, he attacked by suggesting Xianity as a viable remedy. He presented a stupid version of Pascal’s Wager, admittedly incorrectly formulated, though the original argument is not valid.
Because of American sexism, Jennifer has always concealed her IQ. Bongo seriously thought that his own paltry 130 was impressive, though Jennifer & David found it somewhat “short bus”.
Yes, sad, but no to Jesus as my savior.
Dr.: Have you ever thought of Christianity and accepting Christ as your therapeutic recourse?
Me: No, I am an atheist.
Dr.: Think about it. You tell Jesus everything and you are allowed in heaven. If I’m right, I have an afterlife. If I’m wrong, nothing is lost. It’s win-win either way.
Me: No, I’m not interested.
Observe that Jennifer is a Christ-killer, so this dialog is pretty fucking anti-Semitic. This is obviously wonderful. How mediocre is one as a doctor allowed to be? This person knew nothing whatsoever about his patient. Both David & Jennifer guessed his low IQ when abusing him previously for enabling rape. It seems that he has a small dick. this means that he rates worldly pleasures though.
Apart from a stupid psychiatrist, she had a moron for a psychologist. Xians & other cults do love to pick on the mentally ill, since they are susceptible. It seems extraordinary that the US of A allows doctors to do this, but the land is pretty fucked in many ways.
Me: I am lonely in Anderson. No idea how to make intelligent friends.
Therapist: Have you ever thought of a book club?
Me: Yes, but it would annoy me more than help.
Therapist: I don’t know, but I am part of a book club, and it’s a nice way to spend time having intelligent conversation.
Therapist: We pray before we sit down to talk about the book we read. I recommend it highly.
The shrink Dr. Fuckles did not see why the above dialog with the therapist was insulting to Jennifer, though if these assholes were to actually read this text, we recommend that they start praying now, the little daughters & sons of whores.” For Hail to Thee Lord Satan, Prince of Darkness, for we bring you the meat of babies, both baptized & unbaptized, along with the flesh of morons.”