Monday, July 23, 2018

Blowjob Guide for Poems for Jennifer III

Blowjob Guide for Poems for Jennifer III

It Was Night is excellent, but too succinct to merit a long, extensive blowjob. It is good for shorter versions of blowjobs, like licking up the shaft or under the head.

Most of the poems in this book are fully blowjob worthy creations though. It is only this first one I would take issue with if asked for its due, presented as a full blowjob.

There Was Cat deserves three consecutive blowjobs because it is about my dead cat of 18 years, Rex. I will love Rex forever and cherish his memorialization in this work. Of course, I will love David forever too.

If you read the entire book, the author deserves blowjobs for life. It is better than just blowjob-worthy, which says a lot.

I am a busy beaver, that is true.

The book is available at this link.